10. Vince McMahon Kisses Rikishi's Ass (2001)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay5hqec6Smc Being a great pro wrestling promo man also involves knowing how to emote sometimes without saying a word. It's in knowing that you've said literally every word you can say (and knowing how to respond to everyone's replies to all of those words) that is amazing. Vince is all eyeballs, body motions and Adam's Apples here. The Rock is doing the talking (as only The Rock can) and add in Trish Stratus, Trish Stratus' ass, Rikishi (and Rikishi's ass), and this is a phenomenal watch. You have to say a ton of words to anger literal millions of people to be able to say so much in your silence that you elicit this level of response from kissing a fat Samoan's rear end.
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Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.
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