Ranking All WrestleMania 32 Results - In Order Of Predictability

3. Undertaker Defeats Shane McMahon

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The odds were overwhelmingly in Taker's favour all along in this match. He's practically married to the cell at this point, and furthermore WrestleMania is his event.

Yet you had to wonder if, true to his beloved character, Shane-O-Mac had something huge up his sleeve. Obviously he did, but well, you know how that turned out.

Furthermore, even though jobbing Undertaker at WrestleMania is still a sin, it's not the utter impossibility it once was. Depending on the agenda, it could happen again.

As it turns out, the odds won; Shane left the cell on his back, making much-needed gestures to the crowd that he was okay (read: alive.)

It makes perfect sense in retrospect why this match was ever booked in the first place. Only an adrenaline junkie like Shane could pull off such a massive stunt (heck, he probably thought of it,) and only Taker gives a match the instant legitimacy it needs to frame such a spot.

And it looks like Shane still got something out of the deal the very next night.

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