7. Davey Boy Smith And The Injectable Dairy Products
Davey Boy Smith was a great wrestler but bless him, he wasn't all that bright. When he developed an interest in steroids he decided to ask his tag team partner, the potentially psychotic and incredibly cruel practical joker, Dynamite Kid Tom Billington to inject him as he didn't know how to do it. Can anyone else spot what is about to happen? Dynamite readily agrees to do this and gives Davey Boy regular injections into his ass cheek for a period of weeks. All is going well for Davey except for every time he ventures into the locker room the other wrestlers make mooing sounds and won't explain why. He asks Dynamite for advice (WHY???) who assures him the boys are just messing with him and to ignore it. In the end it is Davey's wife Diana Hart who learns the truth from one of the other wrestlers wives and informs her husband that Dynamite has been injecting him with milk for the entire time. Needless to say, Davey Boy handled his own injections from that point on.