5. Jeff Jarrett "Slap Nuts."
Jeff Jarrett was the chosen one in WCW in more ways than one. On screen he was the chosen one of "the powers that be," to wear the WCW title. Behind the scenes he was the chosen one of the newly arrived head writer Vince Russo. And he was the chosen one to have one of the worst catchphrases in wrestling history. Somewhere along the way, Jeff started insulting people by calling them "Slap Nuts." This ridiculous insult was usually followed up by a prop guitar exploding on your head. With the exception of the N.W.O shirts, WCW was never known for their great merchandise, but whether they like it or not this is one of the standout shirts from the tail end of their existence. I've never seen a Slap Nuts t-shirt in real life. Hopefully because no one would be crazy enough to wear such a nonsense slogan on their body, but more likely because they weren't as readily available in the UK. But don't think I've forgotten Jeff's only WWE shirt to my knowledge. His WWE run was rewarded with a t-shirt which had massive letters on the front which read, "Don't Piss Me Off." Sound advice if you ask me. If I were Jeff, the main thing that would have pissed me off was that the only time I ever had a t-shirt worth wearing was when I was in the N.W.O. And while we're on the subject, his TNA t-shirts are a mish mash of terrible designs that even make Affliction shirts look passable.
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