3. Kevin Federline
Very few people in WWE have ever scored a pinfall in a one-on-one match against John Cena. However, Kevin Federline can make that claim. Now, when you're only famous because you're married to Britney Spears, that should be a warning sign that most people aren't going to want you on their TV. WWE didn't care, though, and brought him in for a short run to annoy Cena, piss off fans and to promote his abomination of an album. In 2006, K-Fed joined up with John Morrison and set his sights on Cena. You would think that the two might actually be friends considering they have quite a bit in common (both being terrible white rappers who are strongly disliked by a majority of the crowd for starters), but the two just couldn't get along. Federline challenged Cena to a match, and won when Morrison and Umaga got involved. Eventually, Federline went away. WWE got a little mainstream publicity from it, but probably gained very few fans from his invovlement. It would have been one thing to bring in Britney Spears to Raw for some buzz. But Kevin Federline? That's just toxic.
Andrew Soucek
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