WWE: 11 Stars Who Should Never Have Changed Entrance Themes
3. Chyna
When Chyna was by the side of Triple H, they both used the excellent "My Time" theme to great success, but when the two went their separate ways, she was cursed with the uncomfortable and frankly lousy "Who I Am." That decision meant a pretty big drop off in quality and bad-assness, and a significant increase in terribleness. After all, when you're getting ready for a fight, you would be better off with a theme that sounds intimidating and not something that questions your gender. Too bad for Chyna that she was stuck with the latter. Chyna's entrance song asked you not to treat her as a woman, and also to not treat her as a man, just treat her for who she is, which is clearly okay for social commentary, but not all that great for getting people hyped up to see you wrestle. She would have been better off holding onto her previous theme. Sadly, that just wasn't possible: not only did she lose the song to Stephanie McMahon, but she lost HHH to her as well. Well, at least she still has her dignity...
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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