WWE: 12 Criminal Gimmicks That Should Have Lead To Jail Time

5. Big Boss Man "Kills" A Dog

Crime: Straight up dog murder. Vince McMahon clearly hates dogs. Not only did he allow The Islanders to abduct Matilda the bulldog back in 1988, he also oversaw Kane's back-story involving the suffocation of a large dog as a child, but his canine hatred came to full fruition during the feud between Big Boss Man (him again) and Al Snow. Al Snow was notoriously unhinged, and having seen former sidekick Head impaled, he brought in a new partner in the tiny shape of his chihuahua Pepper, who obviously also talked to him. Inevitably the close bond drew the attention of the equally unhinged Big Boss Man, who maliciously kidnapped the innocent dog and offered only to return the dog if Snow defeated him for the Hardcore title. Even more inevitably, Big Boss Man reneged on the deal, and instead tricked Snow into eating his own dog in a peace-making meal in his opponent's hotel room. Punishment: It's taken a long time, but all 50 states now punish animal cruelty in the worst cases as a felony, and you have to suspect cooking and feeding a dog to its owner would qualify as worthy of a custodial sentence.