WWE: 5 Things You Should Know About Dating A Wrestling Fan
Does your boyfriend drink beer by smashing the cans together? Does your girlfriend thrust her hands in the air to indicate a positive feeling? You could be dating a WWE fan.
Does your boyfriend drink beer by smashing the cans together and letting it pour all over his face and torso? Does your girlfriend thrust her hands in the air and chant "YES!" to indicate a positive feeling? Has your significant other ever dragged you to a crowded and smelly sports bar to watch grown men pretend to fight in their underwear on a giant TV? If so, you might be dating a WWE fan. But fear not! Being a fan of the biggest professional wrestling empire in the world doesn't automatically make them a member of the unwashed masses, but it wouldn't hurt to mentally prepare yourself in case you're in this relationship for the long haul. Here are five tips that will help you deal with the often exciting, sometimes taxing, always-engrossing world of WWE fandom.
5. WWE Fans Are Not All That Different Than Sports Fans
A lot of people might consider the man in line for the ATM dressed as Ric Flair oddand unless he's on his way to a costume party or WWE event they might be correct but chances are that man is no different than a Raiders fan dressed like he's about to loot a village. Some fans prefer to dress up for the occasion, others are fine with buying a t-shirt, but the point is that they are passionate about something and are eager to show it. Sports fans (football, baseball, hockey, basketball, NFL) tend to completely engross themselves in their chosen teams season, to the point that a loss can be devastating. WWE fans are very similar in the fact that they get wrapped up in one particular Superstar's story, but at the end of the day it's the WWE as a whole that they are a fan of, whether they fully realise it or not. That's the cool thing about the WWE. Whether you're cheering for John Cena, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, or Randy Orton, you're still one group, rooting for the home team. There are no opposing squad's fans to throw garbage at after the show, because at the end of the day you're all united under the WWE banner. And it's a good thing to know that you're not alone sometimes, because unfortunately...
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