WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 5)
7. This Segment Stinks!
It pains me to keep adding Dean Ambrose to worst of the week, it really does, but this man needs to turn heel soon because his babyface act is wearing real thin. This week in Ambroses continuing adventure of wacky hijinks he somehow snuck into Kanes private bathroom on SmackDown and took a smelly dump. Its a bit of a wonder how Kane didnt hear any sort of noises in a room that was five feet away from him, but such is life in WWE. Like a bad sitcom, Ambrose walked up to Kane seconds after a toilet flushed (he didnt wash his hands?) holding a newspaper (he doesnt own a cell phone?), with Seth Rollins exclaiming It stinks in here! Kane was so mad he punished Ambrose by making him fight Luke Harper, (a man who's won one singles match on Raw or SmackDown in the past four months). Man, if Kane dishes out that kind of brutal punishment for using his toilet, Id had to see what hed do if you accidentally spilled coffee on him.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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