WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 5)
2. G-g-g-g-ghost!
Grandydaddy said never go into that barn James Storm told us on Impact. Well my grandaddy always warned me to turn the channel when I see dumb skits on my TV... James Storm and Ghost Asylum. It sounds like a crappy band, but it was actually a crappy Impact segment this past week! Four dudes from one of the 137 ghost hunting television shows on TV, Ghost Asylum, go out into the woods to go ghost hunting inside James Storms barn, which was about 10 feet wide. That last part wasnt a joke, that barn was the size of a mens bathroom at Burger King. To promote corporate synergy, Destination America hooked up wrestlers and ghost hunters. Its a terrifyingly awful mix. So get this, apparently someone was killed in Storms barn, and the ghost dudes are going to solve the mystery. Perhaps they will pull a Scooby Doo, unmask Abyss and find out Joseph Park was behind it all. We have to tune in next week to find out what happened. Which means expect to see that land on this list again next week. I dont have supernatural powers to look into the future, I just know scary bad wrestling angles when I see it.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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