WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Aug 14)

5. Ah. Nuts.

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“Nuts!” “Balls!” "Nards!"

Is anyone laughing? If Vince McMahon read that, then he likely is. As we've learned over the past 30 some years, all it takes to get right to the 70-year-old man funny bone, is something a 7-year-old would also find funny. It's actually a bit of a wonder that Balls Mahoney was never given the world title just because of his name.

Not once, but twice, we were subjected to people talking about testicles on Raw. The first one was dropped by none other than P. Diddy who asked about how Big E’s “nuts” were doing. Foley jumped in—with one of the most annoying things WWE does—in telling him that he can’t say that on TV. Odd that he knew he was on camera right then, when the vast majority of the time people in that management room seem to have no idea.

Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson then tried their hand at stand up and also failed. They exchanged some testicle related code names and called it day. Oh yeah, I forgot, testicle jokes are how they got over in Japan, and not just being a bad ass tag team.

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