WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Aug 14)

4. Oh Yeah? Well, You’re The Worst Thing Ever!

Byron Saxton
WWE.com
“This is the greatest thing ever!” -Byron Saxton on Raw talking about the new Scooby Doo movie.

First of all, fire Byron Saxton. He’s the worst of everything. Not just wrestling announcers. Everything! Who in their right mind thinks that a straight to DVD sequel to a Scooby Doo movie is the greatest thing ever? A guy who shouldn’t have a job, that’s who! I don't care if his job was to plug the movie, you went too far Saxton!

There’s being a little dorky on a wrestling show, after all most wrestling fans likely have a bit of dorkness to them (myself very much included), and then there’s over-hyping a highly terrible movie. I haven't seen the movie, but I hereby decree it is terrible. Prove me wrong Byron!

Well, Bryon nearly lost his mind plugging that movie, which made me sad to be a wrestling fan for a few days. But why so much excitement? Do you know how many Scooby Doo movies there are Byron? HUH? There’s 37 of them! Skip Raw next week and start a marathon of them, we'll both be happier.

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