When a non-wrestler goes through a table, they shouldnt be seen again for months. If theyre an especially awful TV character that no one likes, then the person playing that character should use that time to re-think their lives and decide to never return in an on-air role. This is what you would have hoped that Dixie Carter would have done after Bully Ray gave her an actually brutal looking powerbomb. Sadly, we only got a one week vacation. On Impact, we saw Mike Tenay in Dixies bedroom and Dixie in her bed. It sounds like the beginning of a bad porno, but it was much worse. She claimed that her back was broken and that shed eventually get her revenge, and blah, blah, barf! No one wants to see Dixie back in TNA. We already have Angle as an authority figure, and he's not going anywhere. We dont need another one. The question is, though, when she does come back, who is she going to pick a fight with? After all, her arch-nemesis will soon be gone...
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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