Cowabunga! WWE sure does some awful things. I like Renee Young, but when she gleefully exclaimed this is fantastic! to seeing Hornswoggle in a cow outfit on Superstars, I couldnt help but lose 35% of the respect Id built up for her. Its going to take a long time to build that goodwill back up. All right, now who in creative thought it would be funny to see Hornswoggle dressed as a cow? Why is that funny to them? How is that even a joke? Well, the announcers wanted to keep their jobs so they dug in and tried to mine every possible cow pun possible. None of them good mind you. I submit these to you now. Read at your own peril! This is udderly ridiculous (said twice)! That is where whole milk comes from. Naked Gun 2 and a calf! We have to call the humane society. The cow flies over the Slater. And lastly, if Slater is on a bit of a winning streak, why did they have him lose to El Torito and Hornswoggle? Thats just udderly stupid! Take that WWE, two can play that game!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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