1. Submission Sorority
Paige, Charlotte and Becky Lynch have been hanging out a bit on camera, mainly because Stephanie McMahon put them together. Because of this, the group decided they needed to come up with their own name. They chose a bad one. Submission Sorority. Submission Sorority? That doesnt sound good. If only someone in the company had access to Google, theyd see that it was already taken...by a porn site. Good one WWE! Before you try to give a stable a stupid name (sadly, the new name of PCB is about as bad), at least make sure that stupid name isnt the name of an adult naked wrestling series first! Yes,Vince McMahon didnt exactly lose to the federal government, but he did lose to the World Wildlife Fund, and now to BangBros. Due to this error, and inadvertent promotion, TMZ has reported that subscriptions to the adult site went up 35%. If only WWEs promotions could do that with their own Network. Time to kick out.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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