After years of anticipation, this week WWE finally called up that young, hot NXT up-and-comer who has been toiling away in the minors for far too long. Now that he's on the main roster, he's bound to set the wrestling world on fire, and reverse that 2.15 rating! Of course, Im talking about Rhyno. Unity! Is there anything more annoying in all of wrestling than Team B.A.Ds catchphrase? Not long ago, I loved seeing Sasha Banks on my TV. That was in NXT. These days I just want to cover my ears as she screams out that awful, awful saying. I struggle to think of any catchphrase, ever, that was worse. Well, Roman Reigns team defeated Sheamus team on SmackDown. On Raw, he beat up Sheamus and put him through a table, and he also defeated the entire League of Nations by himself last week on SmackDown. How is this supposed to make anyone want to see Roman get his revenge at the pay-per-view? Hes already got it time after time! He just doesnt have the title yet, because that belongs to a man whose career peaked five years ago. You know, right now, TNA is fine. That may not sound like much of a compliment, but compared to WWE, its like watching the WWF during the Attitude Era. They get a free pass this week, since nothing overly offensive happened. And right now, WWE is historically awful. So lets get ready to Superman Punch ourselves in the face as we relive WWEs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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