Nothing makes sense in WWE these days. Everything is pretty much a big bowl of wrong, and we are absolutely unable to stop eating it. Now this slide is based on a couple of minor details in the overall grand scheme of storytelling, but theyre such weird oversights that its absurd that the company doesnt bother to fix them. For starters, why was Team B.A.D. afraid when New Day initially came out during their segment on Raw? Seriously, who in management told them to act scared? And what was their justification for that? What did Sasha and co. think they were going to do to them? It was just odd, as Michael Cole was putting over the online antics of the groups as we saw New Day making their way to the ring, and B.A.D. looked to be fearing for their lives until presented with unicorn horns. Second of all, New Day has a match coming up with The Usos at TLC. Well, weve seen on-air that Jimmy Uso is married to Naomi. Not only on Total Divas, but on Raw and SmackDown. So does he have no problem with his wife dancing with his opponents? You'd think he would be. And if not, why? He was in the very next segment ON COMMENTARY, and had absolutely nothing to say about the matter. Its so easy to fix, or just not do in the first place, which would have been preferable, because that segment was a bucket of s**t. Hundreds of thousands of fans have left Raw this year, so why does the company continue to insult the intelligence of the fans that remain?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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