Theres nothing worse than a jerk. Nothing, except for an unfunny jerk, which is what Dean Ambrose was this week on Raw. During the show he was seen eating some popcorn and drinking a soda while watching a match between Kevin Owens and Dolph Ziggler. Because that is exactly what someone in the LUNATIC FRINGE would do! Or, maybe just anyone who goes to the theatre, so yeah, actually thats pretty normal. After the match, Dean came to the ring and threw his food and drink in Owens face after he just competed in a fight which saw him receiving a bunch of punches to the face. Well, that was rude. That was a premeditated, unprovoked popcorn attack. Steve Austin had a beer truck, Dean has Diet Coke. Its impossible to take Dean seriously as a lunatic, when he comes across like hes trying to be cute. His antics arent funny, and hes being absolutely wasted in his current form. Seeing him on TV makes me want to leave the room and grab a snack.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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