4. Wyatt Family Fun Hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAliUVL87w8 If you wished that Bray Wyatt would be less creepy, and participate in more unfunny commercials, then you were in luck this week! Thursday Night Thunder... I mean, SmackDown, is moving to the USA Network, and instead of simply telling us, or coming up with some creative ads that don't make us feel ashamed to be wrestling fans, we are given the scenario of wrestlers struggling to move, because wrestlers are stupid and we should laugh at them. Some talent just shouldnt be in lame WWE ads, namely every wrestler on the roster. But specifically, talent like The Wyatt Family and The Undertaker should be spared in order to protect their gimmicks. Not one more person is going to watch SmackDown because Bray Wyatt had trouble getting into USA headquarters, but a lot of fans will take him at least a little less seriously now. And dont any of the talent know that Raw is already on USA? Why would they even have to move in the first place? What a bunch of idiots! Let's all laugh at them!
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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