We do not need two New Days in WWE! Right now, Id be fine without one. The stable already takes up like 30 minutes of every episode of Raw and SmackDown, and now Naomi, Sasha Banks and Tamina are doing a second rate version of it. To kick off TLC (well, after the feed was restored), we saw Team Bad doing their own take on the 12 days of Christmas. It was 12 hours of crap...at least it felt that long. The crowd who was initially happy to see Sasha, turned their backs on the three as the segment dragged on. If this skit absolutely had to air, did the writers not have time to think of jokes to put in?
12 ladders climbing, 11 chairs a clinging, 10 tables crashing, 9 trombones playing, 8 Total Divas, 7 Golden rings, 6 Woos from Flair, 5 (I couldnt hear what Tamina said), 4 unicorn horns, 3 B.A.D. Divas, 2 what are those, and Team B.A.D. has Unity!
What the hell was that? And they used Divas twice? Well, the look on Sashas face during the four unicorn horns line said it all. This segment was D.O.A. (sadly not the tag team from 1998), and she still had to keep it going. This trio is quickly becoming the w.o.r.s.t. part of WWE.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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