Out of all the women on the roster, why was Stephanie McMahon picked to release a workout DVD? Shes the most unlikable person of anyone in the company! Was Cameron busy that day? From a storyline standpoint it makes no sense. From a reality standpoint it makes no sense either! Is there no part of her that realizes how ridiculous and un-self aware she comes across? She is a many times over millionaire telling us that anyone can get the body they want if they just work for it. Well, I imagine if you were incredibly rich, had easy access to amazing state-of-the-art workout facilities, the money to have your own personal chef, the ability to take time off any time you want to workout, owned some of the um supplements that Steph's father and husband seem to be taking, then you too can have the body youve always wanted!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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