As the head of creative in WWE, you would think Stephanie McMahon could come up with something clever to punish her foes with. But as weve seen over these past 15 years, shes not all that great at being creative. So to teach Roman Reigns a lesson, she gave easily winnable matches to his friends and family of Dean Ambrose and The Usos, which of course, backfired on her. Does Steph ever watch wrestling? Because she should know that handicap matches of 2 vs. 3 always end up with the shorted side winning. And why did she book Ambrose in a one-on-one match? Why make one fight unfair and not the other? She could have made him fight the entire League of Nations in the cage! What was stopping her? Authority figures are so infuriatingly pointless and illogical, because if she wants the title off of Roman so badly, then just book a match he CANT win. End of story. For example, make him fight everyone in the Million Dollar Corporation in a pie eating contest. I dont think King Kong Bundy is going to do the job on that one.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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