As we saw on SmackDown, Hunter forgets from time to time that along with his wife, he is the top heel in the company. Does he recall the time that he fired Ryback, Dolph Ziggler and Erick Rowan? Does he forget hes going to face Sting at WrestleMania? HHH has been in the opening segment of every Raw this year so far, besides this most recent snowed out one. So of course he was going to open up the live SmackDown! Perhaps he was a little confused with the time off. He thanked fans for buying the network. Yay! We all did it together and beat the critics! Then he went into joke mode, because hes just like one of us. Its always good to see that at 44-years-old Hunter still has the sense of humor of a 14-year-old:
The NFL and Roger Goodell have a problem with their balls. Some guys like their balls soft. Some guys like their balls hard.
Make it stop Hunter! This is too funny! Did it really only take you 11 days to come up with those gems? I think Id rather be kicked in the actual balls than listen to Hunter try standup comedy again.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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