I dont get the schtick of babyfaces calling Lana a hoe. Ever since her main roster debut, weve only seen her with Rusev. Her character isnt like Terri Runnels, going from one male act to the next (who could forget her, Saturn and Moppy!). Shes not a Val Venis, hooking up with a wide variety of porn stars either. In fact, we havent seen or heard her do anything even remotely sexual with her client on-air. So why is the go-to insult on her is claiming that shes basically having sex with a lot of different men? It seems almost every week one of the babyfaces is making some lame Sputnik and Putin joke about Lana. With Cena, weve seen him at least make out with AJ Lee and Eve Torres. I wouldnt say that makes him a hoe, but hes at least a bit more more hoeish than Lana. To top it off, Cena was too busy trying to create bad puns for Lana in his free time, and forgot to take a single second on SmackDown to say he wanted the US Title off of Rusev. For Cena, Hoe jokes > a WWE Title.
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Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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