WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Feb 22)

3. Muscle and Fitness And Something Else

Vince Mcmahon Muscle And Fitness Vince McMahon should not look the way he does at 69. No man probably should. For a company that has thankfully been accepting the body types of the Bray Wyatts of the world, we€™re still left with an unsightly reminder that the man in charge seems to be obsessed with an unnatural, and highly suspicious physique. To make things a little clearer, on this month€™s Muscle and Fitness, the WWE€™s geriatric CEO looks like Chris Masters did before his wellness violation. What made the story even more nauseating is that various wrestlers like John Cena and Seth Rollins took to Twitter to gush about their bosses€™ freakish body. Should they all really be praising a man who spends too much time in the gym instead of playing with his grandkids, or writing coherent storylines? Then the announcers were given the task of promoting the magazine on SmackDown. Michael Cole called it €œAn inspiring story.€ Yes, because having an insane body that appears physically impossible to possess with a clean lifestyle that far into retirement age is quite the inspirational story. I€™m sure Ultimate Warrior, Road Warrior Hawk, Rick Rude and Test would all agree.
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