Minutes before Paige was scheduled to compete on Raw, her clothes were stolen from the evil Bella Twins. Now thats just stupid. For starters, why was Paige showering before a match? Did she not wear actual clothes to the arena that she could have worn for the match? And why was her hair not wet at all? Were only to conclude that she walks around in a towel for fun before matches. The entire segment was aired so that Paige could look silly by dressing up as a Rosebud. But that visual really wasnt ridiculous enough to warrant the time or energy to air the match. I mean, maybe the Hot Dog outfit, but not polka dots. Besides, couldnt Paige have just said no to a match with Summer Rae? What would have been the consequences? She wouldnt lose her title match, and Summer wouldnt have become the No. 1 contender. As we saw on SmackDown, R-Truth beat Bad News Barrett, and he didnt logically become the next in line for the Intercontinental title. While Sasha Banks and Charlotte are tearing it up in NXT with feuds built on who is the superior wrestler, the main roster Divas story revolved around Paige maybe appearing naked. Im sure on a PG program lots of people bought into that one.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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