WWE didnt quite hit the reset button this week, but it sure looks like theyre feeling a little shaky about what to do at WrestleMania. Two years in a row now the Royal Rumble winner was greeted with escalating hostility. Next year maybe theyll look to start an all-out riot and let Sheamus win again. Are they trying to buy time hoping fans will come around to Roman Reigns? Or are they just needlessly teasing them some more by letting them think that Daniel Bryan could main-event another Mania? In times like this, its best to assume the usual: they have absolutely no idea what theyre doing! In other wrestling questions this week, couldnt Ethan Carter have found some electric clippers that didnt need to be plugged in so he could shave Rockstar Spuds hair? At least he could have let them charge for a few minutes beforehand. Out of all news stories the past year, why did WWE feel the need to release a special on Brian Williams? And will the Curtis Axel controversy ever truly subside? Those questions may have to wait for another time, as we have a lot to get through. So put on your favorite flak jacket, and lets pretend the look is still cool (until Roman ruined it for all of us!), and deliver some justice for wrestlings worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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