Beer Money is back and better than ever! Well, theyre back at least. Their first official night reunited presented a bit of a mixed bag. The two had a lengthy promo on Impact, mainly talking about their shared love of the beverage known as beer. Thats cool, most adults like a cold, delicious beer now and then, but it felt like they were trying way too hard to convince us of that fact. It seemed like theyd never actually had a beer and were trying to convince us otherwise. But when your name is Beer Money, we already kind of get the point. The worst part of their night, though, was when they did their Beer! Money! chant during a match, and it caused Bobby Roode to lose his King of the Mountain Title. Basically, it made him look like an idiot, which is not a good look for a babyface. He could have beat Eric Young, but he taunted, held the pose way too long, and then was low-blowed from behind. If you were at the office, and did the Beer Money taunt, and your boss snuck up behind you and nailed you in the junk with his fist, that would be your own fault. I feel no sympathy for you Roode! It doesnt pay too be Roode, it pays to pay attention.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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