Vince McMahon wanted to teach Roman Reigns a lesson, the only way he knows how: by making him fight the entire WWE roster! Well, minus The Undertaker, Kane, Chris Jericho, Brock Lesnar, Dean Ambrose, Charlotte, Fandango...or really any babyfaces, and actually not really any heels either, just Kevin Owens in like a 15 minute match. Oh boy, thatll sure teach him! When the match was initially announced, I feared for the safety of WWEs mid-card. This was a death sentence for all of their careers. I figured Roman would pin like eight guys by himself, before there was a DQ, but we didnt get any sort of match like that, just Owens. Vince hates Roman, but he sure goes about it in the nicest of ways. He could have made all those heels fight him at the same time in a no DQ match, but instead he let them all take turns. The rules were never exactly explained, which kind of just made the whole thing incredibly pointless. That's never stopped them from booking a match before, though.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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