So let me get this straight, Jimmy Uso freaks out when The Miz tries to help out Naomis career, but he does nothing, absolutely nothing, when Stephanie McMahon puts his wife in a match that could get her brutally beaten? Not only is he a horrible person, but hes a horrible babyface too! Hes more concerned about his job than his wifes well-being. On Raw, Steph told Jimmy to his face that Naomi would have to fight with one arm tied behind her back. While thats clearly not fair, he just took it, put his head down and walked off. Now Im not saying Jimmy should have given her a Samoan Drop, but at the very least he could have politely voiced his displeasure with her matchmaking abilities. How are we as fans supposed to get behind someone when theyre clearly such a coward? I think even Stardust would have said something if the same thing was done to Goldust!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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