I hated absolutely everything about this segment with a passion. First of all, Natalya is back again, with no explanation on where shes been, and without any fanfare of her return. She was just there on Raw, and had the same type of match with the same opponent she would have had a year or two ago. Second of all, Paige and Natalya hated each other last we saw them! Paige may have even tried to murder her! Why are they now friends? Even if we ignore that, does Nattie have no problem with Paige making fun of Charlottes dead brother in her absence? No? Okay then. As for the Bella Twins, theyve been acting like babyfaces for weeks, but on Raw, Alicia Fox apparently turned heel again because she unfollowed Paige on Twitter. This wasnt just confined to the abyss of Total Divas, it wasnt on a commercial break, they took time out of the show to air a segment explaining that. Yes, two grown women are upset with each other because of Twitter. It was another example of the rules of the heel/face dynamic not applying to the Divas division, which has been destroying any chance of the revolution catching on.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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