In related news of WWEs continuing trouble of not remembering who is, and is not, a babyface, The Big Show once again acted like a good guy this week on Raw. After his big, dumb match he was all smiles, and had time to pose for selfies with fans. Its wrestlings worst recurring joke. At worst of the week, I wish I had answers. I wish people could come here, and I could explain why WWE does stupid things. Well, you see, theres actually a very good reason why The Big Show is a face this week, but wasnt last week, and may not be next week..." But its not possible. Theres no f***ing reason whatsoever for this lazy, stupid, intelligence insulting bulls**t. And what the hell are the Social Outcasts? They all got beat up by a boring big dude. Why have them win their first match last week just to squash all of them this week? Here's the thing, no one believes Show is going to win The Rumble. It wouldn't have mattered what WWE did with him on Raw. He could have chokeslammed the entire roster five times over for the final hour of the show, and no one would have bought it. This will be Show's 16th Rumble, so he wouldve won by now if it was ever going to happen! His best shot at winning was in the year 2000, 16 years ago! Can we please stop with this pretending? Or maybe just stop with Show in any sort of match, that would be fine too. I'd accept either. Time to kick out. Also, be sure to check out our brand new eBook 100 Worst Wrestling Moments Of 2015 How Pro Wrestling Lost Over 25% Of Its Audience In 12 Months, written by WhatCulture.com author Andrew Soucek (writer of the weekly Worst Wrestling Moments Of The Week column!) by clicking the picture above. Priced only £2.99
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