Im stuffed and feeling a little queasy. Ive had my fill of The Miz vs. The Usos in any form. It never needs to happen again. Ever! This is due to dangerous levels of over-saturation the past six weeks. The Miz has now taken on The Usos in either singles or tag matches 14 times on TV since Dec. 2. That is insane! Royal Rumble will mark the 15th occasion. WWE actually thinks that a selling point is for a pay-per-view for a match they keep giving us for free constantly? It would be one thing if the series between the teams was good. It would be another thing if the matches were spread out over the course of a year. It would also be nice if any of those wins or losses really meant anything. WWE needs to hire some new tag teams fast to break up the monotony. And preferably not mock them endlessly on TV. Speaking of which...
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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