WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (July 10)

6. Sonic Sadness

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Sonic, I love your damn delicious shakes, but I hate your obnoxious in-show advertising during Raw. Thanks to the fast food chain, Enzo and Cass lost about 30% of their coolness this week. Well, they lost about 15% trying to sell us fast food, and 15% when they joined up with John Cena. On SmackDown, it was The Golden Truth trying to sell us tater tots. Just for that, I’m going to Wendy’s next time.

Somehow, WWE wrestlers get their Sonic food delivered to the arena, and it’s all perfectly in place as if it was ready for a camera. Instead of getting hungry, though, I just feel bad that tag team wrestlers are paid so poorly that they can only afford a $5 dinner.

These skits were not quite as bad as when Tyson Kidd was about to have sex with some chicken fries, and then Natalya caught him...and then seemed about ready to have sex with the chicken fries herself. But it was still pretty bad.

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