WWE goes to great lengths to air really unfunny segments on their shows these days. The victim of most of these skits is of course Damien Sandow. For some reason, Adam Rose just cant leave the poor guy alone while hes trying to work a second job. I know that WWE is cutting various budgets left and right, but youd think they could at least pay a competitive wage so Sandow doesnt have to work at a fast food joint during Raw. This we saw the former savior of the masses finally run out of money for costumes and had to put on a fast food costume. But why was there a Sonic set up inside of the building backstage in the first plact? And why cant Rose find something else to do with his free time? He was so thrilled that he had an Ultimate Cheesy, Bacon, Sauerkraut, Garbage, Something, Something, Hot Dog that he just had to show it off. He should have kept it to himself, Sandow clearly can't afford one. The end of the skit was humor that works for no one on planet Earth as Sandow roller skated at 2 mph an hour off the screen and then crashed. He must have fell on a bomb or something, as the cameraman shook the camera as violently as if it were a major earthquake. Unfortunately the aftershocks from this will only be felt from Roses and Sandows career. Time to kick out, my hot dogs are done!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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