WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (July 26)
6. Lawler Nose Nothing
What is with Jerry Lawlers obsession with Wade Barretts nose? Yes, its been broken before, but so have a lot of wrestlers. It still looks like a pretty normal nose, not one that would cause you to do a double take on the street. Am I just not seeing it? It doesnt look that long! HHHs is clearly bigger, and Lawler doesnt make lame cracks at that every time he comes out. This week Lawler said that Barrett Gets fan mail from elephants? Funny? No. Recycled? Yes! Because LAST WEEK he said Barrett Gets fan mail from Snuffleupagus. Come on! He took a few other jabs saying he Mows his nose hairs and that Bray Wyatt sung a song about his nose Hes got the whole world in his nose. No one laughed, so he repeated it. A double fail.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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