WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (July 3)

1. Hardy Party

“My extremities will not allow me that luxury.”-Matt Hardy on Impact.

Matt Hardy being pushed around in a wheelchair around the ring repeatedly by his wife, performing an accent that he appears to have made up, while a piano plays in the background is...something. I don’t know if it’s so terrible that it comes all the way around and is actually brilliant like Troll 2, or it’s so bad, that it’s just about the worst damn thing ever. I’m still not sure. But what the hell, let’s go worst for now!

I’ve stated before, but Big Money Matt was a great character. I felt it was the best Matt had ever been. What he’s doing now is absolutely goofy. I like goofy, but goofy doesn’t bring in a bigger audience. This is the type of stuff that friends and family see on your TV, and question what you’re doing with your life.

In some ways, I hope this feud plays out for the rest of both of their careers. They will never fight anyone else, just each other in increasingly ridiculous matches. Next week the Hardy’s garage, the following week, the trampoline they wrestled on as kids, then a roof match, then a bathtub match (fully clothed of course), and then finally they can wrestle on the giant piles of money that TNA has paid them over the years to f**k around on TV for so long.

Time to kick out.