WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (June 26)

2. Third Degree Garbage

Tyler Breeze
WWE.com

For some reason, the goal of the WWE announcers lately has been trying to convince us that the Money in the Bank pay-per-view is as big as WrestleMania. No, seriously, it like totally is! Just pretend it’s special, and it will be. However, I can’t remember a single Mania that started with two guys in bad pink makeup getting slapped on the chest for 10 minutes straight.

This is one of those things that likely came out of Vince McMahon’s brain, and makes you wonder how no one stopped it from happening. As Fandango and Tyler Breeze were sitting backstage having makeup put on them, did no one realize it was a bad idea?

The thing is, this joke went on a long time It would be one thing for a 30 second match with a quick roll-up, but it kept going for what felt like three hours. I think I’d rather suffer actual sunburn on my genitals than have to watch this match again.

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