The Bella Twins were evil not long ago, and then they turned good for absolutely no reason. Just like in real life! Well on Raw, they went back to their old heelish ways with Twin Magic because...theyre.I dont know. Just a couple weeks ago, a referee couldnt tell the difference between Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston, now The Bella Twins appear to be one and the same. Twin Magic was lazy booking a few years ago and is infuriatingly idiotic now. The sisters look nowhere near close enough alike to be mistaken for one another anymore! The Bellas are not The Usos, The Gymini, or D.O.A. One is approximately half the size of the other and has different color hair. This is a situation where a man trained to officiate a contested fight essentially confuses the equivalent of Matt and Jeff Hardy, The Steiner Brothers or The Dudley Boyz. This magic stinks.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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