"Everyone seems to think youre a really great guy. But me, and people in the locker room know the truth about you. Youre a turd." -Dean Ambrose
"I dont agree with Dean on a lot of things, but yeah, youre a turd brother." -Dolph Ziggler
And with that, we witnessed the worst cliffhanger in the history of television. Tune in next week to find out why Daniel Bryan is thought of as a turd! Is it because he smells bad? Now on Raw, we saw the touching Connor the Crusher video (for the 500th time, as WWE will gladly exploit that tragedy for their own PR image whenever possible), which heavily featured Daniel Bryan being a great guy spending time with a dying child. We also know that he overcame the death of his father last year, as well as a near career-ending injury. Forget that, though. Hes a turd. Just a big old pile of stink. Keep in mind, none of this has ever been hinted at before. Weve never seen Daniel be a turd on TV, except maybe because he wanted a match against Roman Reigns at Fastlane? Now just a couple weeks before WrestleMania, Bryan isn't in the main event which he should have been in, as he has instead been demoted to a feud that revolves around potato picking jokes. And now out of nowhere, he's not a very good person. Not a very smart move for the no. 2 (no pun intended) babyface in the company. WWE should just flush this angle before it damages Bryan even further. Time to kick out. That's all for this week. Agree? Disagree? What was your worst wrestling moment of the week? Sound off below and thanks for reading!
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