WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (March 15)
2. Yabba Dabba Don't
Image for a moment that you're a professional fighter. If you wanted to intimidate your opponent, would you use a catchphrase from a cartoon character from the 1960s? If you were any human being without severe brain damage would you say "yabba dabba doo" to close a promo? Well Brie and Nikki Bella did this, and it was yabba dabba stupid. To promote a cartoon movie that is presumably terrible, the Bella Twins dressed up in cave-woman outfits. Their promo was one bad pun after the next that was far too overwritten. They said they were the best tag team since Betty and Wilma, and that they'd knock AJ Lee back into the stone age. They also insulted AJ for not being chosen to be in a terrible straight to DVD film, even though AJ was in the terrible Scooby Doo straight to DVD film. It's only March, but from a sheer stupidity standpoint, it's going to be hard to top this promo in 2015.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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