2. Hot Dogs
This week on Raw, the Junkyard Dog came back from the dead to sell us hot dogs. That should be one of those cases where the family of the wrestlers should get compensation...or at least free hot dogs, since theyre using the likeness of someone to promote a product without their approval! The whole in-show ad was a bit of a stretch, because the only relation is the word dog. So a couple other dog wrestlers got some love, but sadly Rick Steiner The Dog Faced Gremlin was left out. Nothing makes me hungrier for a hot dog than picturing Steiners mug! When Burger King signed on with WWE, do you think they thought that Undertaker would cut a promo on their hot dogs? Maybe Triple H, or a Dean Ambrose type? Instead, they got The Social Outcasts. They probably want their money back.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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