"I am bringing biggest fight the world has ever seen to Payback." -Roman Reigns on SmackDown.
Oh really Roman, the biggest fight the world has ever seen? I mean, just last week there was a much bigger fight between two boxers than the main event of WWE Payback! And does this statement of his include all fights? I think a couple of little known fights called World War 1 and World War 2 may disagree with that statement as well! How about the Mongol Conquests from 1206 to 1324, thats 128 years of fighting, which, one would think, would be bigger than a 15 minute wrestling match on a C-level pay-per-view. But lets just give him the benefit of the doubt for now. Maybe his idea of the biggest fight ever is dishing out eight Superman punches in a match instead of six.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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