WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Nov 13)

4. Jimmy Buffett?

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The world has become incredibly polarized over the result of the United States presidential election. People are struggling to find common ground in these turbulent times. Luckily, we can all agree on how insanely stupid every segment R-Truth and Goldust appear in continues to be.

Believe it or not, I truly think they still have something in the tank. These are two talented veterans who are woefully miscast; performing material that no one but Vince “Sparkle Crotch” McMahon finds funny. Goldust could still work as a creepy heel. R-Truth could still work as a fired up heel like the one he last played in 2011. But they're just portrayed as stupid idiot jokes!

It’s been an embarrassing waste of their last few years as wrestlers. Despite all of their accomplishments in the ring, and time devoted to their characters, they have absolutely nothing to give, because beating them means nothing.

That is why watching them sink to new lows, like giving up their Survivor Series spot for a chance at a timeshare, is a pain to watch. Eating off of Jimmy Buffett? That’s the best 30 writers can come up with? EATING OFF OF JIMMY BUFFETT?

It’s too bad the humor of a man-child has damaged so many careers, but at this point it seems we’ve become numb to it.

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