I'm going to be mean for a moment, because I want to help out a friend. And that friends' name is Bayley. Bayley, it needs to be said: The Hype Bros are lame. Really, really lame. Don't get mixed up with these two! Zack Ryder has a gimmick that fully ran its course about five years ago (thats probably being generous). Mojo Rawley has a gimmick that should have never been created in the first place with Man Who Jumps and Yells a Lot! Theyve paired up with Bayley to battle Blake and Murphy and Alexa Bliss. This would be like Ric Flair teaming up with the Ding Dongs in WCW, or Steve Austin joining forces with Too Much. Bayley is arguably the most popular wrestler in NXT, and The Hype Bros, admittedly, are crazy over with the Full Sail crowd. But everyone not named Eva Marie is over with them. Hopefully this pairing is done for, because I dont want to have to be annoyed when Bayley is on TV. Im not that cold hearted.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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