On Impact, The Beautiful People and Jesse Godderz teamed up to take on Crazy Steve and Rebel. There were multiple things wrong with this idea. First of all, why was it a handicap match? And why wasnt that fact mentioned? The second is that Rebel has no business being in a wrestling ring. There should be a court ordered mandate that she shouldnt be within a mile of one. Its scary how bad she is, and how anyone in power would allow her in a ring. Worst of all, though, was some more good old fashioned clown molestation. A month or so ago, the babyface Crazy Steve planted a kiss on the evil Velvet Sky in the middle of the match. He did it again this week and it was even creepier. After Sky kicked him a few times, he grabbed her, held her down and forced a kiss on her and pinned her. Thats not entertaining, thats just uncomfortable. Crazy Steve is supposed to be a good guy, so were supposed to cheer along with that? Steve may be a clown, but thats no laughing matter! I wish Doink was still around to take him back to clown school and show him how to behave. A whoopee cushion is one thing, but sexual assault is another.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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