Cesaro is really on a roll lately! -Michael Cole, Monday Night Raw.
You know Michael, thats a really good point. Well, at least it is if you dont count Cesaros loss to Seth Rollins four days earlier, or the loss to Rusev, Sheamus and Barrett two days before that, or the ten televised matches before that when he went 3-7. Then yeah, all of that recent history besides, hes on a hell of a roll Michael! This is just part of WWEs continuing tradition of announcing something, and having absolutely no evidence to back it up. Cesaro is NOT on a roll, he loses way more than he wins. Forget all the fan signs, he is not getting to the next level until creative gives him something, ANYTHING to do. Hes a guy that shows up in six man tag matches, or loses to whoever WWE is building up for the month. But they pretend he's almost a star. Well then book him that way! For weeks, Cesaros entire shtick was to wear a suit and say And on, and on, and on, and on Now hes got a big bowl of nothing. To continue that roll that Cole was talking about, on SmackDown he took another loss in his contractually obligated 50 six-man tag match a year appearances. If this is being on a roll, Id hate to see what having just a little momentum would look like.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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