WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Nov 20)

7. This Week In Bad Lines

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“Who are you calling hot head, bonehead?” - Dean Ambrose to A.J. Styles.

When you play a professional fighter who calls his opponents “bonehead” it’s time to officially quit pretending you’re a loose cannon. Ambrose may truly be the next John Cena when it comes to humor.

“You still got it!” - The SmackDown crowd to The Undertaker.

Undertaker still has what? The ability to walk to the ring? He still looks good in a hat? He didn’t even throw a punch, SmackDown crowd!

That line somehow gets easier to receive every year. Taker could have shown up on TV in his golf attire, acted like he was Barry “Hole in One” Darsow, challenged A.J. Styles to a putting contest, and he still would have been greeted with “You still got it!”

“I want everybody in the back to step up and challenge for that Heavyweight Title, because I want this to be the most competitive roster, the best roster in all of wrestling. And hell, we’re damn close!” - EC III to Eli Drake

Even if you don’t have the world’s best roster (which TNA absolutely does not), don’t admit that on TV! That seems like an obvious thing to keep to yourself, but apparently not.

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