In the course of three days Bo Dallas took three loses. Two of those matches went under a minute. I think I would have lasted longer against Mark Henry. Im pretty sure I can outrun him at least. Its pretty safe to say that Vince McMahon has given up on Bo at this point. That's BOrderline idiotic! Keep in mind hes only 24, so hell be given more chances to get BOver, but he may already need another gimmick to rise back up again. Okay, I'm done with the Bo puns. Its a shame, as had he been protected, he could have been a modern day Honky Tonk Man. Out of the gate, WWE should have let him go undefeated, but mainly winning in fluky ways. Fans get increasingly annoyed, and then finally someone gets their hands on him. Imagine if Bo still had his winning streak in tact, and on Raw Ryback was the one to finally destroy him. That would have been big! Instead, Vince McMahon got bored, let R-Truth beat him, and then every subsequent loss didnt mean anything for the victor. Well, it was fun while it lasted, but for the immediate future, I dont see anything much better for Bo than switching off with Heath Slater on a weekly basis as residential comedic jobber. Thats nothing to BOlieve in. Sorry I had to.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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