WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Nov 6)

4. Trick Or S**t

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Not too long ago, WWE used to be rather offensive for the holidays. Their idea of fun was to have the women on the roster wear skimpy outfits and run about the ring for a few minutes. Now, they are still offensive, but more so to our senses.

Halloween means it’s time for a dumb street fight that makes you wish you’d gone out Trick or Treating instead, even if you’re in your 30s...and even if you've been warned by your neighbors and local police not to do so anymore.

Luke Gallows must specifically be called out for his performance on Raw, as he clearly grabbed an apple and put it in his mouth when his head was dunked. That's gotta be some sort of fine. He also couldn’t get a pumpkin on his own massive head (which may have been the fault of Big Cass) and then he didn’t fall right on the jumping DDT to smash the pumpkin (a subtle hint of a Billy Corgan invasion angle?).

Perhaps the Trick or Treat street fight just isn’t his style of match. Maybe he could try some of that badass stuff he did in Japan again? Nah, Thanksgiving is coming up, and somebody's gotta get a turkey put on their head. May as well be him at this point.

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